She said her name was "party"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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