It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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