Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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