Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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