i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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