You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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