conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
He kissed a someone with a penis
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they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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