i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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