dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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