i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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