HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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