I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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