what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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