that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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