I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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