Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Found the puke drawer
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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