Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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