I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.