so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0