Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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