you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT