I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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