I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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