found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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