Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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