So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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