belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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