at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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