My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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