Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Randomize
