I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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