Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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