Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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