I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
