She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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