So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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