okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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