Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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