I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
then he tried to convert me to islam
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
