we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
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I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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