...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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