I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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