I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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