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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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