Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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