i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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