69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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