oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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