You made me cry and you don't even care
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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