You really coming over, don't trick.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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