I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
