That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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