Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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