Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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