i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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