Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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