So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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