oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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